The honest coffee mug
I'm trying to be awesome today.
But I'm exhausted from being so freakin' awesome yesterday. Glossy black 11 oz ceramic, bold white lettering, gift-boxed, shipped from Texas.
- ✓ Gift box included
- ✓ Ships from Fort Worth, TX
- ✓ Free replacement if it arrives broken
11 oz
Classic diner shape
Gift boxed
Foam insert, ready to give
1–2 days
Handling after payment
36 / case
Wholesale pricing available
“I'm Trying To Be Awesome Today” Mug
But I'm exhausted from being so freakin' awesome yesterday.
One gift-boxed mug.
$12.99 per mug · shipping calculated at checkout · pay by Zelle, ACH or Bitcoin
The honest coffee mug for high performers who are running on fumes. Glossy black ceramic with bold white lettering that says exactly what everyone at the 9 a.m. meeting is thinking:
“I'M TRYING TO BE AWESOME TODAY, BUT I'M EXHAUSTED FROM BEING SO FREAKIN' AWESOME YESTERDAY.”
It's the classic 11 oz diner shape with a comfortable C-handle, so it works for coffee, tea, cocoa, or the third cup you swore you weren't going to have. The print is fired into the glaze — no stickers, no peeling.
Every mug arrives in its own white gift box with a snug foam insert. That means it's ready to hand to a coworker, a burned-out friend, a parent, or yourself, and it survives the mail. Ships from Fort Worth, Texas.
- care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe (hand wash recommended to keep the print crisp for years)
- White lettering on one side, positioned to face out when held in the right hand
- height
- 3.75 in (9.5 cm)
- origin
- Made in China
- weight
- Approx. 11 oz (310 g) per mug
- capacity
- 11 fl oz (325 ml)
- case Size
- 36 mugs per master carton — 23.2 × 14 × 15.4 in, 32 lb
- diameter
- 3.2 in (8.1 cm) — rim
- material
- Ceramic, glossy black glaze
- packaging
- Individual white gift box with foam insert
Shipping & returns · Every mug is inspected before it ships.
Looks good everywhere you're tired.
Need 36? 360? 3,600?
Cases of 36 ship at wholesale pricing, and we quote pallets for gift shops, fundraisers, corporate gifts and resellers. Zelle, ACH or Bitcoin — no processor fees baked in.
Questions
How do I pay?
At checkout you choose Zelle, ACH bank transfer, or Bitcoin. We email you the exact payment details with your order number. Once your payment lands (usually same day for Zelle, 1–3 business days for ACH, one confirmation for Bitcoin) we ship. No card fees, so we can keep the price low.
Why don't you take credit cards?
Card processing adds about 3% plus chargeback risk. Skipping it lets us sell a gift-boxed mug for $12.99 and cases for under $3 a mug. If you need a card option for a large corporate order, ask on the bulk quote form.
How fast does it ship?
Orders ship from Fort Worth, Texas within 1–2 business days after payment is confirmed. Singles and 4-packs go USPS Ground Advantage (2–5 days in the lower 48). Cases go UPS or FedEx Ground. You get a tracking number by email.
What if it arrives broken?
Every mug ships in its own box with a foam insert, so breakage is rare — but if it happens, email a photo within 7 days and we send a replacement free. You don't have to ship anything back.
Can I return it?
Yes. Unused mugs in the original gift box can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund of the item price. You pay return shipping. Refunds go back the way you paid.